Madison T. Dog here with my report From The Ground Up. This is a variation on my usual theme, From Under The Desk as this Mom sent me out with the camera into the backyard. (Click on the photo so you can see what a great photographer I am.)
If you don’t know, they are called mushrooms because when you roll on them, they turn to mush. Mom has instructed me NOT to eat the mushrooms, nor to roll on them. And I obey. She didn’t say anything about sniffing them.
We have a very nice array of sh’rooms under the Big Pine Tree where I like to sit and inhale deeply. We have tall ones that are very tall like in the picture, and we have ones that are short and stubby and look like Fisher-Price people.
Sometimes when I sniff the mushrooms I wish my middle name was Mushroom. By time I exhale, it doesn’t sound like such a good idea.
I have to return the camera now.